The Fire Breath

Juan wanted some hotter food. He loved hot food, but nothing was hot enough for him. He always wanted hotter food. He decided he would try the hottest food in Mexico, his mother's super super hot salsa. It was so good that he ate the whole batch. When he breathed out, he started the table on fire. The fire department was called and Juan was ordered not to breathe out of his nose. He tried eating crackers and drinking milk and water, but none of them cleansed his fiery breath. His mom told him to drink some of her magical prune juice. It worked. His fiery breath was cleansed and he could breathe out of his mouth without starting everything on fire.